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BELOW IS THE DETENTION RECORD OF DIPUTS MI

"I'm not a bad student. I was just trying to have fun. I didn't mean to cause so much chaos..." ~Diputs mi, 12/03/2021

NAME: DIPUTS MI XIAO MING IC: T0812345D SCHOOL: DIPUTS PRIMARY SCHOOL

PRIMARY SCHOOL DETENTION RECORD

DATE	INCIDENT	PUNISHMENT	CUMULATIVE DEMERIT POINTS
10/01/2017	THREW A WALLET ON A ROOF	Only a warning was given, if done again will be punished	0
29/02/2019	DEFENESTRATED MR. DRONEY	Suspended for a month, got expelled	3
01/04/2019	Put a snake in his form teacher's pigeon hole	Even though it was April Fools', this was very bad, was suspended for a week	6
13/06/2020	Came back to school during the holidays and covered it in toilet paper	This was a great disrespect to the school, hence was sentenced to 2 weeks of detention	7
30/10/2020	Threw his muscles out the window, landed on a random student	Very gross and vile act of defiance, sentenced to a month of detention and public caning in school	9
18/11/2020	Rumors from students is that he left school and went to the spare head store for a new head	To be honest, we should just expel him already, but unfortunately we'll get murdered by his mom (the vice principal)	10

NAME: DIPUTS MI XIAO MING STUDENT ID: H2110042 SCHOOL: DIPUTS HIGH SCHOOL

SECONDARY SCHOOL DETENTION RECORD

(By Principal Rockstarguy)

DATE	INCIDENT	PUNSIHMENT	CUMULATIVE DEMERIT POINTS
22/02/2021	Threw a knife at a P.E. teacher	Scolding(I totally didn't cheer)	0
23/02/2021	CRACKED MY SON	Did a brain transplant for my son, then got expelled	4
14/07/2021	Broke into former school (diputs high) and kidnapped me	Expelled from 笨手笨脚中学 (new school)	Well we kinda can't do anything to him since he's expelled
16/09/2022	PASSED ADMISSION TEST INTO DIPUTS HIGH NOOOO	Now I gotta deal with him all over again. Ykw, I'm just gonna give him another demerit point for coming back	5

THE DETENTION RECORD ENDS HERE (HOPEFULLY)

Principal's note: Oh gosh this detention record is already so long AND IT'S ONLY BEEN 2 YEARS. I HATE THIS STUDENT. None of my other students even have a detention record.

Oh boy, I think one day I'm gonna die of stress from having to deal with this clown...

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