PUNS

Well then, here is our amazing (cough) collection of puns!

Sanitea

Surely you must know the origin of this sad excuse of a pun. Due to a large number of people calling us insane, we got angry and offended, and kept trying to convince people we had sanitea. Unfortunately, one of us got a little desperate and wanted to start a sanity business to prove we were sane. And since sanity sounds like sanitea, she decided that we should name it sani-tea from now on. (this play on words...)

Now the word has gone from state of mind to type of tea.

Poetree

This is similar to the sanitea one, and if we're not mistaken, we might have posted something like this on our instagram (@bob_pickle1417)

It's another hideous play on words, based on the premise that "poetree" sounds like "poetry"

(smh)

Online

So this pun works over text, where "online" and "offline" is a thing.

Here's how this one goes:

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"heyyy, are you online right now?"

"no I'm not."

"what"

"I'm"

"oh no i see what you're doing"

"on"

"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE"

"POINTTT"

"NOOOOO"

sighhh

On point	On line

Average

Oh gosh... This annoying as duck pun.

[redacted] is craazy about this pun.

Before proceeding, be warned: you're about to experience high levels of cringe

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"you know why you're average?"

"why?" [instantly feels like they're gonna regret asking]

"cause you're mean!!!"

(HA YOUR PUN HAS A HOLE IN IT)

PEAS OF MIND

Now have you heard the expression "peace of mind" before? Well surely you have. But do you know what it means? It's okay, neither do I.

But we know this expression exists, and so does the word peas. (and so does the phrase dying of cringe)

Hence, this clever play on words has turned peace of mind into peas!

Behold, the peas of your mind!!

oh my goshhh

AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THESE PUNS WERE ALL CREATED BY THE SAME PERSON.

Okayyy sorry for putting you through that guys.

Now we wanna hear from you!

Which pun is the worst?

• Sanitea
• Poetree
• Online
• Average

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Which pun is the best?

• Sanitea
• Poetree
• Online
• Average

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