DEFENESTRATION - FINALLY
- Bob Pickle
- Oct 30, 2022
- 2 min read
Updated: Nov 12, 2022
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Okaaay now, FINALLY, we have finished our defenestration article. Here it is!!
DEFENESTRATION: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
Written by Bob pickle
30 October 2022
First, what is defenestration?
Defenestration /ˌdiːfɛnɪˈstreɪʃ(ə)n/ noun FORMAL•HUMOROUS the action of throwing someone out of a window.
Now, who can I defenestrate?
Well, actual defenestration is extremely illegal. However, you may defenestrate soft toys, wallets, or ducks (they can fly).
Ok that's kinda also illegal though so just read this for fun don't try it out
DEFENESTRATING DUCKS
So, this form of defenestration is the easiest!
Just grab the duck, open the window, and fling it!! That's. Literally. All.
After that, the duck will do the rest, it will spread its mighty wings and soar across the sky like a beautiful magnificent god. (Yes we realise we are also describing an eagle)
Well then, that isn't really defenestration then, is it?
Technically it is, cause defenestration only requires you to throw someone or something out the window. (REMEMBER DEFENESTRATING SOMEONES IS VERY BAD) But this is an amazing type of defenestration cause ducks are the best. (I am so sorry my sponsors required me to say that)
DEFENESTRATING WALLETS
Oh you have picked an amazing option!
Wallets are the best!
Now I'm not gonna go on any more about this, but if you'd like to, please click on this awesome article that explains everything about throwing wallets!
DEFENESTRATING SOFT TOYS
Now this one is slightly different than from the trajectories. This is because throwing something out the window is basically just the action, and there is no catching involved, hence if you would like to throw your soft toy out a window, you have to make sure that you can still take it back from where you retrieved it. We also suggest for you to wrap your soft toy in a plastic bag before defenestrating so it won't get dirty!!
OK SHOO THAT'S ALL
MEET THE WRITER!
Name: Bob Richard Pickle
Age: 14
School: Diputs high school
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Writer's note:
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Wow that was short
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